Sixteen years ago, Satoshi Nakamoto addressed the issue of lost Bitcoin, suggesting that such losses benefit all holders by increasing the value of remaining coins. This historical comment has resurfaced as an anonymous individual and their Wyoming-based company seek a New York court ruling to classify Satoshi's Bitcoin holdings as "lost property." The legal action could redefine the status of self-custodied Bitcoin assets and fuel ongoing discussions about whether dormant cryptocurrency addresses should be considered unclaimed assets. The outcome of this case may have significant implications for the cryptocurrency community and asset management practices.