Bitcoin critic JD Dorman described the world's largest cryptocurrency as "effectively like an immaculate conception," dismissing Vitalik Buterin's argument that ETH should serve as a store of value. Dorman called Buterin's positioning "really misguided," pushing back on the Ethereum co-founder's case for ETH competing with Bitcoin on store-of-value merits. The exchange highlights an ongoing philosophical divide between Bitcoin maximalists and Ethereum advocates over what defines sound money in crypto.